How great is this?

Maybe I should change my career focus and try to be a writer.

 On second thought… my parents would not be too excited about that idea.

fiftywords:

He added a variable of fear, divided the days of sadness, squared the promises and fractioned the false pretenses against factors both imaginary and transcendental, now combining the axioms, splitting the constructions, hoping against hope that the proof of his love for her was in this madness of terrible numbers.